WHEREAS, In 1976, Terry Lee Wilson graduated from Indiana
University School of Law, where he learned the fine art of bill
drafting from the legendary Professor Reed Dickerson; he hasn't stopped
drafting bills since; and
WHEREAS, After graduating from law school and seeking to flee the
rust belt of Indiana, Mr. Wilson packed his 'Bread' albums in the back
of his silver Chevrolet Chevette and drove west; and
WHEREAS, Like the explorers Lewis and Clark, Mr. Wilson didn't stop
until he hit the Pacific Ocean ... at Olympia, Washington; he was
impressed by the mild weather, beautiful landscapes, and generous
retirement systems; and
WHEREAS, Shortly after arriving in Olympia, Mr. Wilson landed his
first job as a temporary session attorney at the Code Reviser's Office
where he honed his legislative drafting skills by mastering the exotic
and arcane details of excise taxation and the Interstate Commerce
Clause; and
WHEREAS, Laboring in relative obscurity for more than 12 years in
the Code Reviser's Office, Mr. Wilson silently worked toward his
lifelong goal: Personally rewriting the entire state tax code; and
WHEREAS, Recognizing his unique talents, Mr. Wilson was hired by
the Senate as Tax Counsel for the Senate Ways and Means Committee,
which allowed him to pursue his lifelong goal at an even faster rate;
and
WHEREAS, After mastering computer programming, Mr. Wilson created
a unique legislative bill-drafting software that is used throughout the
Legislature; and
WHEREAS, In 1997, Mr. Wilson's obscurity as a wizard bill drafter
came to an abrupt halt after gaining great notoriety by drafting
Referendum 47, an artful scheme to reduce property taxes that was
overwhelmingly approved by the voters ... and overwhelmingly declared
to be unconstitutional by the Washington State Supreme Court in a very
close vote of 9 to 0; and
WHEREAS, Mr. Wilson has seen every version of the old saying,
"Don't tax me, don't tax thee; tax that fellow behind the tree"; and
WHEREAS, Mr. Wilson's mind is like a Rubik's Cube of tax law: You
can ask him to twist and bend it in every complicated direction, but in
the end, he always knows how to solve the puzzle and make things come
out right; and
WHEREAS, There are rumors that his set of RCW's is gathering dust:
He knows all sections of the tax law so well, he never has to look
anything up; and
WHEREAS, We've all heard the saying, "Taxation without
representation is tyranny," but perhaps Mr. Wilson has observed that
taxation with representation is not so good either; and
WHEREAS, The Senate wishes Mr. Wilson all the best, as he enters
retirement, free to pursue one of his favorite hobbies: Computer
programming; and
WHEREAS, Mr. Wilson's amazing productivity will be missed by the
three employees who will be hired to replace him;
NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, That the Washington State Senate
recognize Terry Wilson's legal expertise and wise counsel, valued by
many political generations of senators, representatives, and
legislative staff; and
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, That copies of this resolution be
immediately transmitted by the Secretary of the Senate to Terry Wilson.